Off Topic Farts

So what's your trigger?

For me it is carb rich food loke bread.

Often nuts have that effect too.

At certain times I can clear a room and a lift.


What fart tales so you have?

 

I fart so much it's almost as if I'm on steroids

I'm a bit of a prude though I hate farting it's foul and never amusing in my opinion.

 

Beans lol.

 

I akways thought beans making you fart is a myth because they don't with me.

 

Not a myth at all. They produce a compound called skatole when overcooked, which is an important component of farts. I suspect you are eating yours cold from the can.

 

Durian for me - its an absolute killer. If you wash it down with a beer it can cause some serious gastrointestinal fireworks.

 

No mate but I think I'm obviously being sold counterfeit beans or actually hang on


Yesss

I am special sorry I forgot for a moment

 

Certainly is a special power being able to absorb your own farts but I feel you, and the people around you, may suffer in the long term. As they say in Yorkshire "Better out than in"

 

A night on the beers with a good curry. Lovely at the time, chemical warfare in the morning.

 

I've given this thought and I've decided it's excersize and a healthy diet

 

They stink before they go in so it is unrealistic to expect anything good when they come out.

 

counterfeit beans

 

Beans, curry, pizza.

 

Smell doesnt bother me and they taste great if they are good and ripe.

 

Match day burgers at away grounds. By half time there is always a yellow mist floating around the away end

 

Processed food seems to be a big trigger...

 

Are we still talking about durian?

 

A few dirty pints of IPA. Farts are just on a whole other level of offensiveness after that.

 

I find that posting facts and figures on this board that show Newcastle are superior to Sunderland, tends to make at least one smelly fart surface.

 

fixed