Exclusive - ITTV minutes of Meire meeting

Just had a peek over on ITTV, and can exclusively leak the "Members Only" minutes of the meeting last Saturday.

Attendees:
Katrien Meire
Tom Rubashow
Tony Keohane
Richard Murray
Sue Parkes (catering)
Paul May
Nigel Williamson
Colin Sams
35 bit part extras

1. Katrien began the meeting by welcoming everyone, before pausing to ask Paul May to extract his tongue from her arse.

2. Nigel Williamson interjected, and accused Katrien of being a racist as Paul is Welsh.

3. Paul recovered, and spent 59 mins telling the assembled audience about how he had scouted Gareth Bale, Ian Rush and Richie Towell. Katrien smiled knowingly when Paul urged her to sign Ben Reeves and 3 players from Bournemouth.

4. While this was going on, Sue Parkes ate the entire buffet. Nigel Williamson spotted this, and reported the matter to the police.

5. The meeting concluded with Richard Murray apologising for all of his mistakes.

Katrien was seen ticking a box on a mystery piece of paper, before a 12 year old girl stepped out of the group and threw a right hander at Paul May.

Next meeting planned to coincide with our Conference Promotion Party in 2021.

 

This isn't even a parody, is it?

 

No. These are the genuine minutes.
I just went undercover over there to get them.

 

As the kids would say - LOL

 

You missed the bit where Mr May was revived from the young girls assault by having a can of 'White Lightening' opened under this nose

 

Amazing. Number 4 is my favourite.

It reads like a sitcom script.