Eva Watch

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aren't you lovely

 

If I got this close to her I'd def try and squeeze her arse

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you look good in this mate

 

Thanks.

 

I blame Eva for Drogba diving all over the place again. Mind you, if there was a chance of a free inside leg massage to "relieve me", I'd quite literally jump at the chance for a quick rub-down

 

I think I'd permanently have a groin strain if she was my doctor.

 

I'd certainly report a little stiffness

 

Hey Croc

Long time no hear?

 

Hey yourself!

Yeah, just thought I'd pop back (not that I've been anywhere). Nice to see a few of the old locals still around. Interesting times at the moment at the Bridge - could end up with 4th, FA Cup & ECL or........nothing! I've been watching and going to Chelsea for ages now, and I don't think I've ever been more stressed out than on Tuesday night.

Mind you, when Torres score, I was laughing, jumping and screaming (in my own house) so much, that I'm sure I felt a little bit of wee come out. I'm only 44, but if we carry on like this for the rest of the season, I'm going to need to buy some adult "special pants"!

 

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Apparently, in the time Eva's been team doctor the number of groin strains in the squad have gone up 6000%

 

Eva: So what is the problem Gary?
Cahill: Dr. Carneiro, it's my foot, It needs a rub.
Eva: Over here? Like this?
Cahill: Yes great like that. Actually I feel it in my calf now. Wait, now it's in my knee. Hang on now it's gone to my thigh. Oh it's my groin now. A bit more to the centre. Yep...oooh...right there yep. Keep doing that.
Eva: That's rather strange Gary.
Cahill: ...errr what is?
Eva: Everyone else I treated lately has been reporting the exact same recurring issue, from foot to groin.
Cahill: *shit*
Eva: It must be something to do with the training, I will have a talk with the coach tomorrow.
Cahill: *phew* In the mean time could you keep doing that? It's helping the pain go away and the swelling become har - errrr I mean ermm go down.
Eva: Ok sure no problem
Cahill: DD

 

it saddens me the lack of pictures in this thread! i came on here expecting to find it jampacked full of em but was utterly dissapointed ha

hopefully it can be revived though! eva is a ****ing godess no word of a lie i think im falling in love with her slowly.

 

There aren't that many to be be honest mate, when you google her it comes up with the same ones...

 

ahhh bit of a nightmare that like...

 

You'd have to peel me orf the treatment table first

 

Yeah we're all waiting patiently for a sex tape

 

http://www.alashock.com/2011/12/photos-meet-eva-carneiro-female-physio.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Din4B3p2Qk

 

Why do you think i've been watching Chelsea games this season...