Lights! Cameras! Trophies! Music! Lasers! (N.B no shining of lasers into cockpits of any passing aircraft or police) Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the we're not quite sure how many times it's happened annual Not 606 Liverpool Forum End of Year Awards Thread !! Break out those tuxedos and prepared to get papped as you take a walk down the pristine red carpet into the glitzy venue (quite possibly da cheeze) for a champagne (quite possibly sambuca) reception and four course banquet (quite possibly 'banquet' and four courses quite possibly being 1) a pack of crisps, 2) a pint of Carling, 3) a toke on a joint or line of poor quality coke cut with baking powder and all sorts of nasties and 4) getting your weasel greased in the bogs by that newish barmaid that rhc will never have sexytimez with) And without further ado allow me to introduce the categories for this year: Best Poster Worst Poster Funniest Poster Least Funny Poster Best Mod Worst Mod Biggest Diva/Drama Queen Poster Most Likely To Throw Their Toys Out Of The Pram and Have A Tantrum Most Random Poster Most Confusing Poster Poster Most Likely to Contradict Themself Red Tinted Spectacle Award for Most Biased Poster Best Wum Worst Wum Biggest Bitter Rudest Poster Most Intelligent Poster Best Visiting Poster (i.e. non-LFC fan) Worst Visiting Poster (i.e. non-LFC fan) Most Angry Poster Biggest Whinger Most Missed Poster (for those no longer with us) Best Thread Worst Thread Post of the Year Forum Legend Award So now it's down to you. Cast your votes (you have till Dec 31st, I will then make a final count and post the results in earl January). Await the glamorous presentation ceremony ! Get ready for the amazing afterparty !
Best Poster - Saint he brings sanity to a crazy world Worst Poster - Livtor because I don't like the **** Funniest Poster - Skylarker always have a chuckle with Sky Least Funny Poster - HAIG the fella tries too hard Best Mod - Gerrez I kinda have to say that because he would always fix everything I broke when I was mod Worst Mod - They all do a job and it's a pain at times Biggest Diva/Drama Queen - RHC obviously Poster Most Likely To Throw Their Toys Out Of The Pram and Have A Tantrum - MITO deffo Most Random Poster - Dribbles no contest Most Confusing Poster- Dribbles see above Poster Most Likely to Contradict Themself - Will have a think Red Tinted Spectacle Award for Most Biased Poster - Jimmy **** all will change his mind Best Wum - Spurlock he pops in unoticed and drops little wums Worst Wum - HAIG borefest Biggest Bitter - PJ Rudest Poster - MITO attitude Most Intelligent Poster - Saint with age comes wisdom Best Visiting Poster (i.e. non-LFC fan) - Bodanki Worst Visiting Poster (i.e. non-LFC fan) - Matth Most Angry Poster - Matth Biggest Whinger - RHC for questioning his award Most Missed Poster (for those no longer with us) Dave Best Thread - TV Thread Worst Thread - Cricket or F1 Post of the Year - Will think Forum Legend Award - Dave
I've edited and done some more, you still don't get a mention. Making a play for worst poster at the moment though.
Best Poster - @saintKlopp and his pristine grammar Worst Poster - @Red Hadron Collider Robben...that is all Funniest Poster - @saintKlopp and his wise witty words Least Funny Poster - @Diego #****batz Best Mod - @moreinjuredthanowen for making Mafia games Worst Mod - @InChristmasKloppWeTrust for his terrible puns Biggest Diva/Drama Queen - @RedLadSonofAnfield Likes to kick off about xmas Poster Most Likely To Throw Their Toys Out Of The Pram and Have A Tantrum - @RedLadSonofAnfield #meltdown Most Random Poster - Dribs Most Confusing Poster- Dribs Poster Most Likely to Contradict Themself - @Diego Red Tinted Spectacle Award for Most Biased Poster - @astro Best Wum - @astro Worst Wum - @Diego Always fishing with poor bait Biggest Bitter - @Justovertheline Rudest Poster - @Zanjinho Bald batard Most Intelligent Poster - @Zingy not really... @saintKlopp Best Visiting Poster (i.e. non-LFC fan) - @Tobes Worst Visiting Poster (i.e. non-LFC fan) - @BobbyD Just to put his name on the list Most Angry Poster - @Red Hadron Collider Biggest Whinger - @moreinjuredthanowen Most Missed Poster (for those no longer with us) @Jürgenmeiʃter Best Thread - Cheeze Worst Thread - Cricket bollox Post of the Year - Mourinho #meltdown Forum Legend Award - Foredeck...Sad to hear he's gone.