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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Mar 9, 2017.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/09/woman...-selfies-after-listing-dress-on-ebay-6498094/
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    A woman was shocked to receive a string of creepy messages after trying to sell a few dresses on eBay.
    Katherine Macpherson, 42, modelled a few dresses she wanted to sell on the online auction site and was seriously creeped out by the replies. Rather than bids or offers from keen buyers, the mum-of-two received a slew of pervy messages from men – including one guy who said he only logged on to buy a tractor.
    Ms Macpherson, who only started her eBay account to earn a little extra money, said she even received naked images from a man who stumbled across her clothes listings.
    ‘I sell dresses and other clothing which I think is better marketed by being pictured worn.


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    And the fact that you've got massive tay-tays helps. Wid by the way but have to call bullsh*t on the "I'm so shocked" angle.
     
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  2. Null

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    Yeah, you really can see the dress beyond the tit shot!

    She's an attention whore wid ...
     
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  3. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Does she accept PayPal?
     
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  4. GroveRanger

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    "I just wanted to sell some of my old dresses and thought they'd go quicker if people could see what they looked like on instead of just on a hanger. I am a nailed on cougar milf with a fantastic set of tay-tays, albeit a tad on the veiny side but if you can manage to see past my rack the dresses are clearly visible. Buyers need to note the stitching is a bit loose on some of the dresses as they had trouble containing my hooters. I was so shocked that someone saw my knockers on Ebay and sent me dick pics that I immediately picked up the phone and arranged for a Metro photographer to come round. If this is what people do on Ebay when I sell my dresses I dread to think what will happen when I start to sell my used knickers"


    ATTTTEEEEEEENNNSSHHUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Reminds me of a time when I was selling my old cycling shorts
     
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  6. bayernkenny

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    The stiffest 'Wid' so far!
     
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  7. GroveRanger

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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That carpet is filthy.
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh>
     
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    I thought she was shaven
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Boooooo! Get aff the ****in stage!
     
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    How much did the dress sell for ?
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh><laugh> that's the funny part of the story, she didn't even sell it. ****ing classic pmsl
     
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    If the guy was looking to buy a tractor why would he be looking at used floral plunge dresses size 8 ?
    Maybe his wife uses the same account and the picture popped up as a suggested purchase?
     
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  15. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh> yeah the "I only went on to buy a tractor" seemed a bit random
     
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