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  1. big vern

    big vern Active Member

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    Our kid is taking a large drum to the KFC on Saturday to try and improve on the tepid atmosphere.

    We wants to know pf any simple beats or specific requests.

    At the moment he has perfected the following

    Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang CITY

    PS He will be in the north stand.

    Big Vern
     
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  2. Hull City AFC (GLP)

    Hull City AFC (GLP) Well-Known Member

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    He must be a virgin?

    If you can't get a bird, get a drum.
     
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  3. highpeak tiger

    highpeak tiger Well-Known Member

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    Why would anyone take a drum to KFC?
     
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  4. augustatiger

    augustatiger Active Member

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    Don't think musical instruments are allowed on match days so if he can prove he is not musical he might get it in on a technicality
     
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  5. Evington

    Evington Well-Known Member

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    I'll bring some flares
     
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  6. highpeak tiger

    highpeak tiger Well-Known Member

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    Good idea, we can use them to burn the drum
     
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  7. Evington

    Evington Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. TigerinSydney

    TigerinSydney Well-Known Member

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    I'm confused. Are you called Big Vern or Large Drum?
     
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  9. The greengrocer

    The greengrocer Well-Known Member

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    Dipshits back!
     
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  10. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator
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    He's normally just called Bellend.
     
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  11. Lincoln Tiger

    Lincoln Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Great...are we having some 70s drum beats?
     
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  12. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    WB Big Vern. Been serving
    six months for stalking nurses again?
     
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  13. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    A big hello to????
     
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  14. Quill

    Quill Well-Known Member

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    Because they have drumsticks...

    I'll get my coat.





    Also, Vern, **** back off. This must be the seventh time you've returned after 'leaving for good'. Cockwomble.
     
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  15. Baldrick's Cunning Plan

    Baldrick's Cunning Plan Active Member

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    Pack it in! That sounds like one of mine....



    Tip of the day: Use the drum as a Trojan Horse and a mate can get in for free.

    Big Baldrick
     
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  16. Sterling Archer

    Sterling Archer Well-Known Member

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    No drums in the library please.
     
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  17. Julian Edelman

    Julian Edelman Well-Known Member

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    You don't want to wake anybody up now do you.
     
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  18. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    I sure he didn't say he's bringing da rum?
     
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  19. Bengals Tiger

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    Rimshot.
     
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  20. big vern

    big vern Active Member

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    Thank you for the prompt replies. Some were helpful while others were in poor taste.

    I have spoken to the powers that be at the KFC and it is all stations go for Saturday.
     
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