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  1. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    It takes exactly 4 hours and 33 minutes to travel from my sister in law's house in Whickham to my house in Melton Mowbray travelling at 50mph.
    I know this to be absolutely true as I did it last night as my missus hit a kerb and blew the front tyre on the car resulting in the use of the space saver wheel.
    I also know it takes me 2 hours and 37 minutes driving from my house to my sister in laws house.

    The learning to be taken from this is don't have to much ale at your Auntie's wake.
     
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  2. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    That according to my older daughter that I could drop her off in Liverpool on the way to Manchester.

    <doh>
     
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  3. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    If it takes 2 hours and 37 minutes to drive TO your sister in-laws and 4 hours 33 minutes to drive back FROM your sister in-laws, does one of you live on a very, very steep hill?
     
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  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    OR, were you reversing all the way back?
     
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  5. Sheikh_of_Araby

    Sheikh_of_Araby Well-Known Member

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    Quickest long distance journey ever for me in this country - London back to South Shields in 3 hours 59 minutes. I was speeding a fair bit of the way obviously.

    Abroad - Las Vegas to LA in 3 hours flat.
     
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  6. Captainchaos.

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    And it only takes seconds to pour a bowl of muesli
     
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  7. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    That may be true, however muesli is the sh!te of the devil and taking 4 hours and 33 mins to get home is a beautiful experience between two old f@ckers who want to get home.
     
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    Not for me iv'e got no arms.
     
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  9. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    That's you stumped.
     
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  10. Captainchaos.

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    Sorry to hear that mate
     
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  11. General Lee Speaking

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    Obviously it's uphill travelling north and downhill going south. Durrr <doh>
     
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    If the A1 is anything like it's been over the last few years then there were probably 50mph average speed cameras in force for most of your journey anyway. #roadworks #neverseeanybodyactuallydoinganywork
     
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    Hatfield to Widdrington Station, 278 miles, 3 hours 30 minutes. Have to do it in the evening though when all the dawdlers are off the roads.
     
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  14. jimileysbaldhead

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    I'll let the missus know.
     
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    I remember some years ago ringing the missus on her mobile to tell her that the traffic report has said there's a nutter travelling at 80 mph on the M1 going the wrong way.
    She said " One, there's facking 100's of them "
     
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  16. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    so this is why the road was being dug up last night along the highway when I got home
    by the way she didn't hit the stables last night did she, as I noticed this morning that they had all barrier tape around
    and scaffolding propping up the gable wall
     
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    Have you got the time on you Cock?
     
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  18. rooch 3

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    I have 2 wooden legs as well
    Not my cock mate keep it on my ankle.<ok>
     
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Kept falling off his cock, even on smallest strap setting.
     
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    Caught me there Ern mind you the smallest strap setting was a 4" circumference <laugh>
     
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