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Dick Van Dyke

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Stan, Jun 6, 2017.

  1. Stan

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    Still going strong at 91.

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    Cockney ****er.
     
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  3. Stan

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    You'll miss him when he's gone.

    I'm guessing November.
     
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    Not another clog popping thread!?...
     
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  5. Stan

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    No, he's a transfer target for Liverpool.
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

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    Liverpool are being done for tapping him up illegally <whistle>

    Edit ... bugger ... 1-1
     
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    Short term contract then - till November?...
     
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    In before Barry Van Dyke thread.
     
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  9. FosseFilberto

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    Great bonus structure:

    Perfecting Cockney Accent = £3 million
    Goals scored whilst dancing with a broom = £1 million
    Singing songs with extra long silly made up words = £500k
     
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    Best of luck Fosse, I can see you getting this job.
     
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    They can't afford me mate <ok>
     
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    They'll be done for digging him up illegally, if Stan is right...<laugh>
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

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    Penis Van Lesbian. <ok>
     
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    Milky amusing himself again
     
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  15. Stan

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    I think Skylarker should be made to use this pic as his avatar.
     
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    Someone needs to.
     
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    A condition of his return.

    I saw someone at the weekend wearing a T shirt with his dreadlocked lion on it.

    He looked a right tit.
     
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  18. Stan

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    That was Skylarker.
     
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    <rofl>
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

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    This one?

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