Be as liberal with the truth as you please. David Moyes say's......... I'm not ginger, i'm strawberry blonde. Ellis Short is my lover. Jack Rodwell deserves England call up.
"The first time I saw Adnan play for Sunderland I knew we'd never win with him in the side. It was then that I resolved to start him in every game. Love that little bugger."
When Wilfy fisted mah youngest bairn, ah cried intae mah morning hoagie, but then he let me sniff his fingers an wer aw pals again the noo.
what can i say apart from if i had spent 200 million i know we would have got some vital points from home draws ,also i thought that short written in the contract meant ellis not no money available.
"Everyone talks about my time at united - well the stats prove that I was **** but no more **** than other **** results wise - just we played utter **** too. I was unfairly treated - I think, given another couple of years, I could've moulded Man Utd into a solid mid table side. Sunderland???? Who? Oh the one's I manage now? yeah they were down in August - not my fault though"
'Look lads, we have 8 more games, we have to win them all even though we've only won 5 times in the last 30 games, it's time to stop being ****ing useless utter ****s. I'm not singling anyone out cos you are all ****ing useless, me included, in fact i'm a bigger useless **** than the lot of you shower of ****e. I am the biggest shower of ****e that anyone has ever seen and i'm ****ing useless as well. Now go out there and roll your ****ing sleeves up and get stuck in and start earning your ****ing grossly inflated wages you bunch of twats.
I blame Jordan Pickford solely for every goal we've conceded. He's absolute ****e. He's dropped for the rest of the season. ( what he should say to take him out of the limelight so we might still have him next year)
