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  1. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    No more nails...

    please log in to view this image
     
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    What about a long slow screw
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 27, 2017
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    It was dark along the road to the farm, Dave stepped in a puddle.
    "Damn it!"
     
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    San Diego, Jun 28, 2017
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    I've forgotten my toilet paper roll.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 29, 2017
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    He reached the farm and walked cautiously up to the front door. It was already 9:30pm.
    Knock, knock
     
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    "Who's there" said little Willy
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 30, 2017
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    Nobody answered.
     
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    No answer, he tries again, a little louder
    KNOCK, KNOCK
     
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    The door opens.
    "Evening guv'nor" said the farmer
     
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    I've never been there before in my life.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 3, 2017
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  11. San Diego

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    "We have a problem, I think my friend is going to say something to the cops"
     
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    San Diego, Jul 4, 2017
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    Your going to be locked up a long time!
     
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    "Let's go out to the barn" said the farmer
     
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    what will happen if i twist it a little bit harder
     
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    kiwiqpr, Jul 5, 2017
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    That just tickles too much
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 6, 2017
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Of course beer is as healthy as red wine
     
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    "The barn?" asked Dave, worriedly
     
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    For goodness sake Reg, let me sleep, I've already played with it twice today !
     
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    "Yep, the barn"
    "Can't talk here, the wife's not in bed yet" was the farmers reply.
     
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    Well, how did I know the end would drop off if I squeezed it ?
     
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