Clattenburg

He's f*cked off to be Saudi's new head of refs.

Best referee by far imo then Michael Oliver but he's away before the next fixtures.

 

Aye he's a Mag supporter from Consett apparently - don't know how he will cope with the hot weather

 

Lives at East Shore village Seaham. Canny gaff he has. Drinks in the Wishing Well on the front. Or he did. Will be drinking tea now.

 

I personally thinks he's a top ref. If the Premier League can't keep their best then they are totally ****ed. What they'll have left is the ****e that is Mike Dean

 

Must want the new challenge ( of more controlling more money ) but makes little difference to us as we are still lumbered with the Kevin (no) Friend's of the world
Good luck to him imo

 

I once ate a whole Battenburg.

I was sick out of the bedroom window.

 

I think the lad was struggling for money a few years ago. Good luck to him....he's starting to dance with the devil now. Hope he finds his peace in Saudi Arabia......good ref even though he's a mag....

 

Why on earth would he go to a barbaric place like Saudi
Surely there are better options in China or even America for him if he really wants to go

 

He refused a £1 million per season offer from China. Allegedly.

 

When I was a stoner I'd think nothing of putting away a battenburg and then moving on to the Mr Kiplings but I couldn't stomach it now. **** knows what I was doing with all those calories, I guess smoking really does keep you thin.

 

Ain't doing me any good ya skinny Bastard!

 

Past tense mate, now I just have to look at a pie and my stomach gets rounder.

 

Why were you eating battenburg in the bedroom?

Is this some kinky Thai sex thing?

 

Maybe.