Come along now Let the management focus on bringing in all these extra players they're talking about Our job is to motivate the team from the terraces So new chants are required for our new look team Starter for ten nicked of Twatter
One for the subs They're sat on the bench They're sat on the be...nch They're doing their homework When sat on the bench
The loanees marched in two by two hurrah hurrah. The loanees marched in two by two hurrah hurrah. The loanees marched in two by two The 1904 motley crue And we kept on heading down towards league 2
It's got legs (unlike our squad) although the last line will take some effort Thankfully the crowd will be small enough to gather round and do it quietly until everyone's learned it
These are a great start, but what about a song for the player that's likely to be our veteran, most senior player and leader on the pitch I'm struggling because I don't actually know how to pronounce Aina...
10 professionals out in Portugal 10 professionals out in Portugal And if 1 professional Has his release clause triggered There'll be 9 professionals out in Portugal 9 professionals out in Portugal 9 professionals out in Portugal And if 1 professional Has his release clause triggered There'll be 8 professionals out in Portugal (Repeat to zero, followed by Allam out chants)
All our players are leaving, Cos Ehabs let them go. He says he's got his reasons, But we just don't want to know. Cos for 24 hours we've been trying to get rid of Allam. Allam? Who the **** is Allam? 24 hours just waiting for the chance, To tell the **** we hate him, And to give the team a chance, But we'll never give up, Till we've got rid of that **** called Allam. Allam? Who the **** is Allam? To the tune of Alice by Smokie.