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Big announcement from Buckingham Palace

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  1. GroveRanger

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    http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/04/emerg...o-be-held-at-buckingham-palace-today-6614566/

    Even though this has been mentioned in another thread I now declare this to be the OFFICIAL Buckingham Palace shenanigans thread.

    1) Queen about to abdicate
    2) Phil the Greek terminal
    3) Prince William in hair transplant shock
    4) Prince Edward finally coming out of the closet
    5) Prince Andrew engaged to Kylie Minogue
    6) Princess Diana to be exhumed, frozen in carbonite and displayed in Jabba The Hutt's Palace
     
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    Who gives a flying f**k!

    Don't want TV or wireless disrupted!
     
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    7) Queen pregnant with a litter of lizards due in early julember
    8) She's calling on the removal of Pedro Caixihno as Rangers manager.
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    10) Notes that she has been singled out for special treatment on Twitter by @bawclaw and has asked @Minxy to delete her account
     
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    Prince George has a cold
     
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    You've too much time on your hands :laugh:
     
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    Unlike Prince Phillip
     
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    Rumours circulating around the more ropy boozers in Leith that a senior elderly Royal has been having an affair with Reginald Kenneth Dwight!

    Any updates? Nae wireless; listening to new John Mellencamp CD.
     
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    Wireless <laugh>
     
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    Phil is a great guy
     
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    Was*
     
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    :smiley-finger007::smiley-finger007::smiley-finger007:
    That's right; DAB Pure wireless. About the best on the market!
     
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    I have one of those in my kitchen. I like to listen to the football phone in whilst cooking tofu meals
     
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    At a WF meeting in 1986: “If it has four legs and it’s not a chair, if it’s got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane and if it swims and it’s not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it
     
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    46 To Atul Patel at reception for influential Indians, 2009: “There’s a lot of your family in tonight

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    The auld Greek tosser will win POTY until ......................
     
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    Paedo.
     
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    To a Scottish driving instructor - "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?"
     
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