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Match Day Thread Barnsley v Newcastle United

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 18, 2016.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    We play Barnsley tonight.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 18, 2016
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Come on! Another three points please!
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Oct 18, 2016
  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Gutted to be missing this one.
    The lads are off and my place in the mobile bar has been given away.
     
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  4. Darth Tash

    Darth Tash Well-Known Member

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    Barnsley score a lot but also concede a lot.

    23 for and 20 against.

    Will we go for it and put ourselves out of sight? They just lost 2-4 at home to Fulham.

    I'd be really uncomfortable sitting back and trying to defend our way to a result.

    I'd go with the same formation we played vs Brentford.
     
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    Darth Tash, Oct 18, 2016
  5. Darth Tash

    Darth Tash Well-Known Member

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    We could be top tonight lads! Fulham have been doing well recently. HOWAY MAN!
     
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    Darth Tash, Oct 18, 2016
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  6. Captainchaos.

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    1-4 toon win

    1st goal Perez
     
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    Captainchaos., Oct 18, 2016
  7. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

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    Fulham have only won one home game this season (I refuse to remember who against... but was the first weekend of the season, if that helps <ok>)
     
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  8. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Are you going to sign up for next game ? You're were a big miss in my last masterpiece
     
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  9. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

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    gotta go 1-1 (predo duty)
    Just depends on the work Cap'n ..mine comes in waves...loads...nowt...loads etc

    But a twisted journey into chaosland is always a good thing ...so hopefully
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Can you ensure the purple dildos are in play again please.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 18, 2016
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    2-1 win
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Oct 18, 2016
  13. Darth Tash

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    Going for a 1-3 win to the toon.

    We score the most and they have conceded a **** tonne of goals.

    There will be goals in this game.

    Gayle, Shelvey and Gouff.
     
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  14. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    <yikes> ??? <yikes>
    This chaos needs to be balanced out quickly before the whole world collapses in on itself and all life on Earth is wiped out forever.

    Barnsley 2 Toon 1

    But only because I'm taking one for the team.
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 18, 2016
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  15. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Good effort, although what with the thread title, you could have just posted "tonight" and saved yourself 3 words. <ok>
     
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  16. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Totally agree.

    Lost interest as soon as I had read "We play Barnsley". Much to verbose and repetitive for my liking.
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Translation - I'm a big boned male slut who loves nothing better than JPF jamming a pineapple in my arse.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Oct 18, 2016
  18. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Well, err... thanks..for that information Pouchy. Let's.. hope it helps us win.
    TOON TOON.
     
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Always happy to translate for you. I told you I'm not fattist. Hence I have taken the time and learned to speak your slobbery fatty cheeks language. The key is mimicking an overactive saliva gland and making the odd raspberry noise.

    BLACK AND WHITE ARMY
     
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  20. Beardsley's Stylist

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    You do realise that this is now going to be a 0-0 draw.
     
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