A female Millwall fan, a female West Ham Fan and an African women all give birth around the same time. There is a mix up in the delivery suite so the nurse asks the fathers to chose their own baby. The Millwall father is up first and after long deliberation chooses the black babyââ¬Â¦ The nurse questions he's choice as clearly that is not he's baby. He replies 'darling one of the other two is a dirty f*cking hammer and I'm just not taking the riskââ¬Â¦.'
The PC version of the one that I heard. NASA send 2 monkeys and a WHU fan up into space. Mission control asks the first monkey to test the oxygen level inside the capsule. After a few seconds the monkey sends back the info. Then they ask the second monkey to check, and if needed compensate, for the gravitational pull on the capsule. After a few seconds the monkey does what was asked. NASA then say 'Kevin....' Kevin replies 'Yeh, yeh, I know feed the monkeys and don't touch anything'. I'll get my coat.
