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Discussion in 'Charlton' started by Whats up Doc, Jan 19, 2012.

  1. Whats up Doc

    Whats up Doc Well-Known Member

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    Of course this is Charlton related...

    Going to Dam with 3 mates this weekend, anyone else been? Any recommendations?

    Shame I have to miss the Sheff Utd game but I'm sure I'll enjoy my weekend regardless.
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

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    I was there when the wall came down in 1973.

    It's a strange place but you enjoy it buddy.

    Have a great time pal.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Get pished. Shag hookers. <ok>
     
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  4. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    All the women in the windows are actually post op trannies.

    Enjoy <ok>
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    People will probably now bore you to tears by suggesting their idea of the "best" coffee shop in the Dam, to be honest the smaller ones are the best but I like to use one with a cake shop right outside for when I get peckish.

    Don't bother visiting Anne Frank's house, a complete waste of time, i'd rather clamber about in my own attic looking for leaks.
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Why? Has she moved or something?
     
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  7. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>.
     
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  8. GroveRanger

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    If her hands and adams apple are bigger than yours then don't shag it
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Miserable skinflint moonlighted in 1942, the Jews will do anything to avoid paying rent.
     
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  10. Paulie Gualtieri

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    last time i was there Tiesto was playing in Dam square, 9 yokes down the hatch and buzzing for the night listening to the greatest deejay ever all for free, good times , im sure it'll be nothing like that for you though <ok> look out for the black fellas , selling ''coke,speed, x maan'' they'll kick your **** in if you make eye contact <ok>
     
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  11. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    And another thing

    Avoid the 50 year old fat Samoan hooer alley, it would put you off sex for life.
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    There is something hugely satisfying and liberating about being able to buy a ready made reefer as if it were an everyday occurence.
     
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  13. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    There's a law coming in (if it hasn't already) which limits use of coffee shops to members only, so you'll probably have to find someone to buy weed for you
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    It's not been brought in yet and there is still some dubiety whether or not it will. Luckily for me my sister lives there so i'm allright Jack.
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Aye just you think of yourself and no-one else.

    Easy to tell you were a squaddie and a pig in your day.
     
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  16. Addick_Stu

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    Banana Bar is always 'entertaining'
     
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  17. SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious

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    Went a couple years back- but I guess it's what your looking for over there...

    I assume you don't want the VG museum or Ann franks house etc <laugh>
     
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  18. Whats up Doc

    Whats up Doc Well-Known Member

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    Cheers for the (preditable) responses guys.

    No hookers for me though, in a relationship so see no need to pay for what I can get for free on a regular basis.
     
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  19. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    If you're taking the burd (or boyfriend - we're not homophobic on GC) there is plenty to do: lots of museums, art galleries, canal cruises etc.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Cowardly and gay.
     
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