Don't worry BRS. It's Sammy. Various outlets are reporting he is coming back from his loan spell. Oh FFS.
In other news, Northumberland police have detained a man going by the name of 'Mr. Rancidsack' after he flipped out and went on wild a rampage, destroying cars and buildings eith his bare hands. It took 25 officers to apprehend him and many of them were injured during the scuffle. When asked what had triggered this sudden rage, Mr Rancidsack replied: "****in' **** ******* **** Ameobi ****in' **** ****. ******* **** Ameobi ****** for ******* ***** sakes!"