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Amazing farts

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Once did a fart that whistled. Odd as fook...
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 12, 2017
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    That's nothing, l've been known to not only sing a tune or two, l can perform the whole fecking band.

    Alas, nowadays, my arrse has retired to performing solely at nursing & retirement homes.
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 15, 2017
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 17, 2017
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    This has to rank as one of my most sh!t thread ideas yet...

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    Get it..... a thread about farts..... sh!t thread....



























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    UTRs, Apr 18, 2017
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    Anyway, enough of this silly horseplay....

    Lets get back to the action...

     
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    Greg, I hope you will follow this up with a 'Follow Through' thread, that we can all follow on this forum :)
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 18, 2017
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    <laugh>

    No, I don't want to steel Aussies thunder<whistle>
     
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    Nor do I wish to smell that also<ok>
     
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    Ahh chaps.........l had a very good laugh reading all this this morning, thank you very muchly. Follow on!
     
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    Farrrrtttrrttttt..............!
    Am l on the right thread?
     
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