Happy birthday mate. Have a few bevvies later on and enjoy the fact that Moyesie can't spoil it for you.
Have a great day mate. Don't worry, 50 years and one day doesn't feel any different to 49 years and 364 days !
All the best Billy and remember 50 is just a number which happens to be one more than 49. Have a great day.
Happy birthday mate, if it's any consolation my family are equally ****e at recognising each other's birthdays.