A Little Cheeky Edit To a Liverpool Song

Afternoon all, Newcastle fan in peace.

I was bored at work so i decided to come up with this.

Pretty poor but oh well (in the same tune as the Liverpool one)

His favourite film is Scooby Doo- Torres, Torres
His dream was always to play in Blue - Torres, Torres
You bought the lad from laughable reds
He makes the defenders scratch their heads
Fer-nan-do Torres, Chelsea's number nine. (insert number here for whatever shirt number he takes)

Sorry it was a bad attempt.

Anyhow good luck with the rest of the season