5.6 earthquake last night

in the south of france, I didn't feel a bastard thing, but there you go, don't ever come crying to me and say that I don't tell you interesting/important things.

 

That was just the aftershock of DCooper7 bumming some guy at the Take That concert.

 

You were probably off yer face on ching anyway ya mad 'ead

 

I was in a pretty big earthquake in Switzerland once. We stayed on the top floor (10th) of a block of flats. The place shook like ****.

The wife turned round to me and said "what you doing?"

 

Well he did resist,i told him to stand still and just smile.

 

I tell a lie, I've just heard on the radio, it was actually 5.3. My humble apologies.

 

pfft 5.3 ive done more violent farts

 

I always have to add a bit onto my stories to make them seem more cool, its a disease I tell you.

 

not cool unless its a contagous disease

 

I've got a few of those too!

 

I was in Christchurch for the 7.1 Earthquake. Very Scary.

 

you were lucky to come out of it with your life

 

Don't listen to the **** sword, about a week ago he was saying that he was miles away and had nothing to do with it. He is a clown.

 

Actually I was living in Cass Bay,Christchurch for the first Earthquake. We were without power and water for three days. Our business was badly affected and subsequently closed. We left Christchurch 3 days before the second Earthquake. We knew 3 people who lost their lives.

You Monacoger are a gormless ****.

 

Lies.

 

Absolutely true old bean.

 

Don't work for the N.O.W. do you?

 

I did until 2 days ago!