Zlatan signs

New one year Man United contract.

Sorry @Matth_2014 you were taking too long.

Inevitable signing but this suggests he's ahead of schedule.

Brilliant player to have around the team

 

Matth will just do his own thread and his celebrity status will mean that eveyone ignores this one.

 

TBF it's a shady move from me, he's probably crippled on the floor in a heap after reading, digesting and ****ing over the news.

Then he'll make the movie.

And only then will he make the thread.

Soz Matth, I know you're best at breaking this type of news.

 

Zlatan and Lukaku, or one on the bench?

 

Neither... Lingard.

 

Zlatan will surley play from the bench, might start in big games, the ones where Lukaku goes missing every season. This isn't a good thing.

 

imagine Jose benching lukaku again for the superior striker .

Lulu is going to be fuming

 

Everybody is inferior to The Zlatan.

 

This just cements United as title favourites for me.

 

I'm really excited about him back with us for another year, It reminds me a lot of Henrik Larsson, When we signed him on loan, We had young players like Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney at the time and he helped them a lot in my opinion.

 

Unfortunately yes.

 

Can you stop being right all the ****ing time please?

 

sack off zlatan, that bird is what i want to see more of in the interview

 

I'm wrong most of the time to be fair.

 

She's blatantly got a wide-on for Ibra in that clip, I bet her seat was soaked when she stood up.

 

definitely. Wasn't that funny.

 

Awesome player. Great signing.

Just waiting till he's seen how they turned out first few games of the season is just pure coincidence

 

Who the **** cares?

 

Nobody cares about your cabbages and corn either but you bang on about them non-stop.