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Zenith Jinx Thread

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Just been reading threads and general footy sites including the club site.

    Absolutley everyone is banging on about a special night and other special nights at Anfield.

    What if they score first? Special night over!

    So a jinx thread is needed. Add your worst fears and because you have thought it and put it down in black and white it won't happen.

    Here's mine - Zenith kick off Hulk dribbles past everyone and scores within 30 seconds.
     
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  2. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    Carra og
     
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  3. We'll lose 3-0 <ok>
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

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    worst fear is simple...

    (btw you need to think big)

    realistic fear - suarez rips his cruciate chasing a lost cause when we are already 2-0 down on the night

    wild fear. fragment of asteroid levels anfield while we are playing but leaves woodison untouched (typical)
     
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  5. luvgonzo

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    Brilliant! :cheesy:
     
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  6. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Think we can do it. 3-0 Liverpool. YNWA! x
     
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  7. FFS...<doh>


    Edit: and stay off the Zenit board too!
     
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  8. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I may have not read the thread FFS. <doh>

    20-0 Zenit! YNWA
     
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  9. Swarbs

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    A Zenit player blasts the ball at Suarez's head from point blank range. Suarez' head pops like a grape, and the ball rebounds into the Liverpool goal.

    #prayforLuis <ok>
     
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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

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    a fine contribution no question, however in the spirit of banter shouldn't you be saying lfc win 3-0 and go on to win the thing and sign neymar for zingy.
     
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  11. :bandit:.
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    He's not going to take the chance of that actually happening and therefore being responsible for it. ;)
     
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  13. Muppetfinder General

    Muppetfinder General Well-Known Member

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    If anything can jinx it, it's another Brendan interview. And right on cue....

    "I was here for the first Chelsea semi-final, for the 'ghost goal'. For me, it wasn't a goal."

    Good start.

    "The crowd will be so important for us but equally we need patience. It is not a game where we need the first five or 10 minutes to be chaotic."

    No, let's not start lively. That always makes a mess of it. Better to leave it at 0-0 until 70 minutes, then give away a goal, panic and give away another just before the end. Like we seem to so often do under Brendan.

    "This was never going to be a bolt-of-lightning season. Some people can come into a really mature, strong group of players and take it forward very quickly. Whatever people look at, that was never going to happen here with the size and depth of the group."

    That's the group Brendan says hasn't got enough depth. Or character. Or mentality. It's lucky for us he wasn't here when it was El Zhar, Degen and Voronin. He'd have shat himself. This is the group which went from knocking on administration's door to two cup finals and wins over top teams in a season. That's just too quick, really.

    "The squad got to two cup finals last season but it was broken up. Players left."

    Older players on big wages, who'd sat on the bench for most of the season. Brendan got to replace them. His players have let him down and he's fallen back on the players who were already here.

    "Initially we lacked goals, defensively we were alright. Obviously we are trying to look to the future in terms of giving the two central defenders an opportunity to form a partnership."

    What they had before when they were good wasn't a partnership, it was an association, or an acquaintance, or something.

    "I just got to the stage where I felt that &#8211; and this had nothing to do with how Martin Skrtel was playing &#8211; we needed to be more vocal."

    Maybe Skrtel's lost his voice since he was voted Player of the Year. Or maybe he wasn't an expert on what Brendan's style actually is so didn't know what he was supposed to be shouting at Agger, who didn't get it, either.

    Consider the game jinxed.
     
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  14. luvgonzo

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    You grumpy old ****er! <laugh>
     
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  15. Foredeckdave

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    Isn't having a jinx thread a jinx in itself?
     
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  16. Muppetfinder General

    Muppetfinder General Well-Known Member

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    With good reason, I'd contend.
     
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  17. luvgonzo

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    I don't think so? But now I'm concerned that I've torn a hole in the space time thingy that they go on about in Sci Fi films.
     
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    You're like a post ninja nowadays, you sneak in destroy a few posts and vanish. :biggrin:
     
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  19. What a ****ing cock <doh>

    Anyone got BR's number? Someone needs to tell him what the referee said!
     
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  20. mighty_stevie_g

    mighty_stevie_g Well-Known Member

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    Then we bang 4 passed em! Extra special night :)
     
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