You've just got to love transfer deadline day....

I've just typed in QPR into www.kurrently.com and got a load of the latest gossip.

The thing is, is it gospel or bovine excrement?

Here's two for starters....

RT @InTheKnowDeals: Mikel Arteta to QPR - very reliable source #EFC #QPRFC

Benayoun to QPR? C'mon that's as ridiculous as Joey Barton going to QP... Oh.

I'm thinking its the latter, but then I would have said the over the Joey transfer a week ago.

COYRsssssssssssssss

 

Lovely I'd take either of them,exciting couple of days ahead, not doing my blood pressure any good!

 

Unlikely Arteta will leave the Toffee's. The natives would go nuts were that to happen.

Youssi Benny is tweeting he's on the move tho.....

 

Here's another on for you all from www.kurrently.com:

Kaka to be loaned out to QPR. What's my source? There's this dude who goes by the name 'anonymous' #ITK

What next, Elvis to make a come-back, land in a UFO and lead QPR in a rendition of Pig Bag infront of the Sky Cameras prior to the Newcastle match....

As Andy Gray would say, 'take a bow, son!'

 

I like this one, it's more likely and comes with a touch of humour too:

Sky Sources: Arsenal Defender Armand Traore to have medical at QPR today in order to have better prospects of Champions League Football.

 

Benayoun to QPR?

From Wiki

Fernandes would be lynched!!

 

Arsenal are after him anyway.

 

We'll let them have him, they need him more than we do.

 

traore is the only realisric move here. (And kaka, lets be honest, he isnt the same no more)