please log in to view this image Would you take the deal? £5m but you have to agree to live in a randomly generated place for 10 years. https://randomstreetview.com/ Click the link above and let it randomly generate you a place and post your results.
It's your way of tricking people into spending 10 years as a sex slave in your basement, isn't it Tash?
Chippy hit the jackpot, £5m and then his 'totally random place' came up as Consett, so he doesn't even have to move.
Seriously, living in Consett is not hitting the jackpot. I'd pay £5M to move from Consett. My random place was an unnamed road in Tambon Khao Chot in Thailand. Do I have to live on the road? Or can I live in a house near it?
There's still radiation there from the Steelworks. I would need a nuclear shelter. That's the only type of shelter suitable for the Cursed Earth.
If we all club together, could we pay to send Chippy somewhere random in the world, where there is no internet connection and no beer?