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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Patience, Oct 9, 2017.

  1. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Well troops, it's Monday, the weekend is over, but did you have fun?

    I had fun, until 7 last night as the jocks went out and my fist crunched in to the jawline of the chubby hooker I'd hired to celebrate Jocklands redemption from failures to footballing geniuses.

    Don't even support them anyway, tranny bastards.

    WATP
     
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  2. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Scotlands national set up can **** off.

    Andy Murray can **** off too.

    One sport, one **** given and thats for Rangers.
     
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  3. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    **** Scotland

    **** Gordon strapon

    **** Andy Murray

    **** the small minded villager mentality and the desperately tired "**** the English" faux nationalist sentiment

    **** the herald

    **** the sfa

    and **** every Rangers hating skirt wearing bastard **** that had their wee ****ing tartan knickers in a twist over tonight's fixture. Get it right the **** up you
     
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  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Jiffy's not taking this well.
     
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  5. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Don't care, m7. Unionist first, Rangers second, Scotland NEVER.

    1690
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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  7. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    My internet broke so i had to check my account with the **** bank.

    Nothing much else of interest
     
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  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Got a fancy telly on Saturday morning, got ****faced until 3pm Sunday after that and feel like death today.

    Only got a 3 day week until my bday <cool>
     
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  10. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Get Strachan to ****. Wee ginger prick.

    Craig Gordon at the first goal... <doh>

    The fact that we are trying to qualify for a WC with a LB at RB and a central defensive partnership of Berra and Mulgrew (who looked and played like Billy Connelly) is criminal when we have guys like Ross McCrorie and Danny Wilson sitting at the 5 STAR ARENA waiting on a call from the ginger anti-Rangers BIGOT!!

    FK YER TRANNY ARMY
    gstq
    ns 1690
     
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  11. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I bought new pyjamas, there is something quite wonderful wearing them for the first time. I appreciate this is well and truly in the realms of Poovery and Mongery.
     
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  12. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Playing tierney at RB :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  13. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Only women and raging homos sleep with clothes on.
     
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  14. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Aye, pyjamas are for mincers who don't get laid at night.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I wear jammie bottoms when relaxing about the hoose but never wear them in bed, Ah sleep in the nuddie. True story.


    Tina to confirm.
     
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  16. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I'm naked 24/7. Clothes are strictly for queers and chromosome hoarders.
     
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  17. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I only wear clothes to fight and even then it's just a loincloth
     
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  18. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    What about socks? Nowt like a brand new pair of socks to give your mood a lift.
     
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  19. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Only on holiday whilst wearing sandals.
     
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  20. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    What tele did you buy?
     
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