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Your pre match superstitions?

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Do you have any?

    I used to have to tap the striking boot on the Milburn statue as I walked past on the way up to SJP... since the statue moved I've taken to a discreet salute to the SBR statue.

    I also park religiously in the same area of the Toon on matchday (near the Sikh Temple on the hill)..

    For away games I wear the same top and pair of pants (yes those ones).... obviously I wash them...
     
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  2. General Lee Speaking

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    Can you stop doing these things please because it isn't working?
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You actually have a point there..... I think I'll try something new.
    When I see Heed we normally do ok so maybe I should stalk him? :bandit:
     
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  4. General Lee Speaking

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    Only thing before going to a game is when getting dressed I never wear any red but then that's probably what most Mags do considering the Mackems' colours. You will not find a more pragmatic person on the issue of superstitions. NOTHING you or I do has ANY bearing on the result of a football match.
     
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  5. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    I have to have a **** before every home game. That is before I leave the house of course.
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

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    I must have swear sensitive switched on because all I can see is that you have to have a **** before every home game. I shudder to think what a **** is but can you please change this as it isn't working either :cheesy:
     
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    I normally sacrifice a captive to the Dark Lord. **** all good it has done.
     
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  8. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    ...s h i t!!
     
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    <laugh>

    Thank god for that, I thought you meant a **** <laugh>
     
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  10. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Haha i'm sick, but not that sick!
     
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    That's akin to being able to shyt at will....do you have to binge a few hours before, knowing you will be going to the match soon? Is there one type of food that guarantees dumping when you want to?

    And anyway, how did this superstition start ffs? <laugh>
     
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  12. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Haha no it just happens.
    I blame Kevin Keegan. We won 6-0 v Barnsley and it went on from there!
     
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    That's a whole load of dumps, mate <yikes>
     
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  14. Heed

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    It's odd, but some inexplicable reason we seem to do ok.
    Stalk me <laugh>
     
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    I come on here to read all the negativity
     
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    Well i suggest you all stop them because we always lose.
     
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    Being honest it's negative because we are crap
     
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