**** all that turkey dinner ****. What would yours be? Mine would probably go along the lines of. Hiring Roman Abramovich big **** off dingy. In the Indian ocean, supping vodka shots of Emily Ratajkowski tits.. pic please log in to view this image while all my mates were enjoying themselves with the Playgirl hotties. Certainly be more fun than eating Turkey and sprouts. Yours?
Certainly better than the traditional Christmas fayre of noisy kids, TV repeats, dry turkey & putrid farting. Room on board for one more captain?
Waking up and being served an Olympic m breakfast including black pudding by brilliant breakfast chef Rick Stein. Then a nice stroll along the Thames Canal with my supermodel wife. We'll stop for brunch at my favourite French bistro, Nando's. I'll order my favourite wine ChateauxBriand Du Pape, a 1901 vintage. Then home to watch the queens speech on my 64k 131 inch curved Band & Ulofsen. Time for presents, I'm not too fussed so donate all mine to Battersby Dog's Home. The kids get a nice German Rolex and a new Audi RS9 each.
I'm gonna go with the traditional dinner, booze and family. I'm then off to Commies dingy for Boxing Day.
Trip to the Moon would be different. Could visit the Reptilians in their underground bunker and see what they get up to for Christmas.
My perfect Xmas would be to sit on the settee chatting on not606 with all of you... Stage directions... Play clip of audience saying "awwwwwww....."
Be woken up by a blow job from the most gorgeous girl in the world ... but still have enough time to get home before the missus wakes up
... it's "off" ... otherwise you are inferring (rather poorly) that he may have a hose made of sand ... which, whilst an interesting concept, would be a most unlikely construct ... at least it would be in the absence of some form of bonding agent .... or intense heating mechanism
Nah ... would have been more like this ... but also poorly worded Bruv "It's, "off" Otherwise, you, are, inferring, (rather poorly), that, he, may, have, a, hose, made, of, sand, which, whilst, an, interesting, concept, would, be, a, most, unlikely, construct. At least, it, would, be, in, the, absence, of, some, form, of, bonding, agent, or, intense, heating, mechanism, Bruv, and, if, you, knew, the, truth, it, would, crush, you. Bruv." please log in to view this image
Always fancied a Russian Christmas. I would start with a naked swim in the Moskva River, followed by a soup of cabbage and potato peelings. I would spend the rest of the day drinking rocket fuel and opium cocktails, and singing along to the Red Army Balalaika Choir.
