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  1. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    Is the skin on your penis a slightly different colour from the skin on the rest of your body? Some not606ers might not be able to answer this question, I know. #pud

    On a side note, has anyone ever read any of Conn Iggulden's books? Someone has highly recommended them to me.
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Ian's brown willy hell
     
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  3. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    It's ok, I'll get Kirsten to check and answer ...
     
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  4. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    Hey look everyone, pud's beeling.
     
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  5. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Not sure , mine has sharks jaws painted on like they used to have on fighter planes.....and no, haven't read Iggulden, I don't have time to read, maintaining my penile artwork is like painting the forth road bridge.
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'm white but my little General is Black.
     
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  7. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I am Bealey as I bet you have a massive cock ...
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Sorry Bealey - guess you still hold yer candle to her!

    <laugh>
     
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  9. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Dunno but would anyone like to see mine?
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    A. My cock is the same colour as the rest of me ya ****in weirdo.

    B. Naw.
     
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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    My penis is the same colour as the rest of me, apart from my dehooded bell-end, which is a lovely shade of purple.

    I've read all of Iggulden's novels, they are great <ok>
     
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  12. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    Finally a serious reply.

    Would you say his Emperor series or his Conquerer series is better?
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Well aren't you just cock of the walk?
     
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  14. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    It's close, but I'd just about go for Emperor. Caesar's a bit more fascinating as a character.
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    **** Conn Iggulden, read Steven Pressfield.
     
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  16. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Conn's book are pretty good, but they are a historically inaccurate to the extreme. He admits that he has been economical with the facts for the purpose of his own yarn-spinning, but some of his flights-of-fancy are a bit hard to accept.

    Pressfield is better with the facts, but his stories are clunky and tiresome.

    My books are far better, if you like the plague-era of 1348-1352.

    One day I will reveal my true identity, and you will all be shocked to the core.

    My cock is about seven inches and works reasonably well. It is the colour of wild mushrooms.
     
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  17. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    You are Jonathon Ackworth
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I have a 12inch cock but I don't use it as a rule.



    I'm here all week folks.
     
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  19. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    The expression is cock of the North i believe Dev
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    My cock is average size but I've a huge arse to bang it in with.
     
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