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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by scottish escobar, Oct 19, 2012.

  1. scottish escobar

    scottish escobar New Member

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    Has the wettest, widdest, big I have ever had the mispleasure of bursting.

    Please tell her the lubrocant was no sufficient and next time she will need some WD40

    Shes as wide as the clyde
    And already shes a ****e ridey
    I pumped her harder
    Than a gambol with pride.

    Yours truly cocksucker.

    Want tae buy some drugs? 2 for a pound.
     
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    scottish escobar, Oct 19, 2012
  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I suggest you try phoning the Samaritans matey <ok>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Oct 20, 2012
  3. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    worst article ever
     
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    Tina_old, Oct 20, 2012
  4. - SW6 -

    - SW6 - Well-Known Member

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    Even worse than Monaco's efforts<ok>
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I got a menshy so it's not all bad :grin:
     
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    Gambol, Oct 20, 2012
  6. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Who's Monaco?
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Oct 20, 2012

  7. Clunge Beater

    Clunge Beater Active Member

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    Mon The E.R! <badger>
     
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    Clunge Beater, Oct 20, 2012

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