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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    If you were to choose a last supper before you popped your clogs what would that meal be and why?


    I'd probably go for:

    Starter- Piementos Padron:

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    Main

    T Bone Steak rubbed with Garlic Butter with a side of mashed Chilli Celeriac.

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    Dessert- Selection of Turkish Cheeses

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    Drinks

    Bottle of Amarone and a pint of Titanic Plum Porter.

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  2. Obi Wan

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    giphy-47.gif Are we only allowed 3 courses?
     
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    <laugh>

    I’d definitely go Continental and have 7 or 8 courses
     
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    King prawn Pil Pil.

    Sirloin steak with a peppercorn sauce. Seeet mash potatoes and nice veg.

    Cheese platter.

    Irish Coffee.
     
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    Horseshit pie.
     
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    I thought you’d say hairy pie.
     
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    Last meal only? Not last day.

    Ok last meal -

    Big portion of Creamy Lasagne and Chips, side salad of Mature Cheddar Cheese, Cucumber and spinach, with olive oil.

    Old fashioned, diabetes inducing Irn Bru.

    Desert - Just a nice big pot of tea with an assortment of double chocolate chip cookies.

    Maybe a large chocolate milkshake.
     
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    If on death row I wonder if you could order a 26 plate tapas banquet and just eke out a few more hours.
     
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    Hmmm.

    I'd have the 'All day breakfast' for starter.

    Then on Day 2 the all day 'eat as much as you can' buffet for main.

    Day 3 death by chocolate for pud.
     
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    and then hope you are too big to fit into the gallows.
     
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    Meal 1

    Eggy bread

    Meal 2

    Pizza and chips


    Meal 3

    Chocolate brownie ice cream sundae

    # largest portions available to mankind.
     
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    What am I saying. Hope? :afro:
     
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    eggy bread? A bit basic that.
     
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    I'm not doing anything tomorrow so want the things I miss.
     
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    You could I think, you can pretty much order what you want as the last meal, in 1992 some murder got 20 tacos, two kinds of ice cream, 20 enchiladas, two double cheeseburgers, fried chicken, pizza, and a fruitcake as his last meal.
     
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    I bet there's a few people eaten bogeys and stuff in their last meals followed by questions like "was that nice"?
     
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  19. Charlie Dogscock

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    I assume Albert Fish may have done something like that, as he enjoyed sticking needles in his groin, and they found 30 of them in his body when he died.

    A murder called Victor Feguer apparently requested a single olive as his last meal and he got it.
     
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    On my final day I'd order a 100 day dry aged steak...
     
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