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Del-Boy
Jan 24, 2011
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Morning Ken Bates speaking how may i help ?
Sheik Milk Here and i want to buy Leeds Utd. can you tell me how much you value E.R. ?
Approx 20 Million but its not mine to sell.
And how much do you value T.A. ?
Approx 10 Million but its not mine to sell.
And how many players do you have on your books ?
Approx.30 but all the good ones have left or leaving.
And how much of all the dosh that you received for all these players do you have left ?
All of it in my Monaco Account.
And how many season tickets have you sold for next season and how much of that do you have left ?
Approx 15,000 tickets sold and all the money is safe in my Monaco bank account.
So how much money does Leeds Utd. actually have for new players ?
Nothing.
So you have no stadium, no training facilities,and no first team worth talking about.and no dosh.?
Thats right! we pay 1.7 Million a season to rent them,
and how much do you want for that load of old tosh Mr.Bates.
80 MILLION POUNDS,

ROTFLMFAO

**** ME NO WONDER Mr. Berylson pulled out and bought a real club <laugh>