Your First Wet Dream?

Can you remember it and can it actually be the ultimate sexual experience.

I remember mine vividly. It was a year ago to the day.

Anyone else remember that lovely warm sticky feeling on ones belly during the night.

And who did you gush over?

Ladies feel free to tell all about your own wet bed stories. Who made your flange dripping wet in the night?

 

the dog did mine for me, cleaned it up too

 

Chronic masturbation prevents me from having one

 

Sadly, my wet dreams consist of me standing at a urinal, taking a piss, then waking up 10 seconds later having pished my Paisley Pattern pyjamas

Then the wife shouting at me.

 

My greatest ever wet dream involved Matt LeTissier beating 2 defenders and lobbing the keeper from 20 yards out, while Frankie Dettori got Fantastic Light up on the line to beat Galilleo just as Johnny Wilkinson scored a drop goal to defeat the Aussies, all while Alice Plunkett from C4 Racing gave me a nosh job.

 

I've heard that just the intro music to Newsnight has been known to bring Ian Beale to climax.