I would go for Golf. It is so technically enthralling to watch and the players look really sexy in their outfits. It's just sheer pleasure watching a man in control of a ball. Magic, so it is. Tom Watson was my favourite. Not just a fantastic golfer but an absolute gentleman. When you see all the spoilt brats and namby pamby fairy footballers it just makes one sick. Then you have the hooligan element like Andy Murray in tennis. No manners whatsoever. Golf is the gentleman's sport. The Ladies Golf is every bit as good. They are absolute ladies and my type of women, so gracious, lovely outfits as well and always willing to show a leg (can I say that without appearing to be sexist? I hope so, I would not want to upset any ladies tuning in!!).
Golf = sport for people too fat to play real sports Women's golf = sport for lesbians too fat to play real sports Cricket = did you fail to get picked for the football team at school? Why not try your hand at cricket? Rugby = sport for people too fat to play football. Also, see Cricket. Men's Hockey = gayer than Christmas at ER's house.
Formula One: what could be more exciting than watching the 20 best car drivers in the world compete for the grand prix?
Elderly Tramp Fights. I thought you put in a decent performance last Saturday ER, through to the next round
Bullfighting for me. Seeing a violent beast getting slain by the brave matador is the noblest of sports. Fox hunting a close second after white rhino hunting was forced to stop last week.
The same, but the other way round. Nothing funnier than seeing a matador getting a bull's horn on up his arse (not a metaphor).
Yes I like to see animals getting torn to shreds by humans and other animals. Very gratifying. Watching those bulls that have been starved for months and then tormented silly is hilariously good fun.
Poohsticks. The Sport of Kings. Pot Ball. This is a game I invented for my kids. It involves throwing hacky sacks into numbered clay flowerpots. Swingball. Tennis for the brave of heart. Naked Scrumping. Try swiping a dozen pieces of fruit when you have no pockets. Knock Down Ginger: South Bermondsey Edition. Especially difficult/dangerous when wearing a Charlton or West Ham shirt.
I don’t watch any sport. It’s all pish. I used to but then the 90’s ended and with it sport as a spectacle
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