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  1. GroveRanger

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    For your daily dip into the world of Roger Mellie for example;

    Goofy's ears n. Dangling labia, particularly pendulous gammon flaps.

    wifetamer n. An impressive weapon that affords one the respect of one's spouse, like a whip and chair would on a lion in a circus. A ****buster.

    bomb China v. To release your payload over the Yellow River. To have a Billy Wright.

    raindance n. The Native American-style rhythmical stamping moves made by the feet of one with a full bladder as he tries to get his keys in the front door following a night on the pop.

    trollop snack n. Helmet cheese, foreskinzola.

    royal decrees n. Movements passed whilst sat on the throne.

    after dinner bint n. A bird you only lets you **** her after you have taken her out to dinner.

    backwards burp n. Fart, air dump, tree monkey.

    cock eggs n. medic. Clems, swingers, clockweights. Testicles. Also knob eggs. 'Vasectomy is a simple routine procedure. The surgeon makes a small inscision in the scrotal sac, through which he severs the cock eggs from their clacker strings. All this is carried out under a local anaesthetic.' (Family Planning Leaflet, The Marie Stopes Foundation).


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