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You would've in the past - wid ye noo?

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  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I widnae

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    If her fanny's anything like her neck, there's more than one crease you could pump.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Mar 9, 2012
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    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Reminds me of a recent post.............................!!!

    When Goldie was on Rowan & Martin's Laugh In she was Uber-Hot. Bit like her daughter, Kate Hudson, is now although sadly lacking in the tay-tay department. Takes after her mum who had no tits either.
     
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  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    God no, absolute howler.
     
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  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    She was on Graham Norton and sat ganting with the knees about a foot apart like a pish-stained granny.

    I'd rather do Norton <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Mar 9, 2012
  5. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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  6. Go Go Yellowscreen

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    I'm trying to eat lunch here for **** sake.
     
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    Go Go Yellowscreen, Mar 9, 2012

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    C'mon....of course you would.

    She's ****ing nuts as well, it'd be wild ffs...
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    She was a cracker in her prime.
     
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  9. Erik

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    No to the OP, yes to the cancerous blonde
     
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  10. Go Go Yellowscreen

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    I've seen more attractive things hanging in a butcher's window!
     
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  11. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I wid do Porter even in her baldy days.


    I'd have to overcome that mocket Embra accent but I'd struggle through for the lads <ok>
     
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    I've ****ed uglier things than hang in a butchers window.<ok>
     
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    She's got the big C?

    Oooft.

    Definite yes...she'd be going at it like it was her last...
     
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  14. Mick

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    Not cancer, alopecia.
     
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    Mick, Mar 9, 2012
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    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I don't think so, but with her hair loss I like to imagine she does
     
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    Erik, Mar 9, 2012
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    Widny pump Goldie but I'd ****ing ruin her daughter
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Mar 9, 2012
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    no need to split hairs.
     
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    I thought there may have been a more recent development I'd not heard of...

    She'd still get it.
     
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  20. Mick

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    Isn't that picture of Porter just fricken depressing though?

    You'd be absolutely delighted if you nabbed Porter in her younger days - you'd look at her and think this one is still going to be great well into her 40's. Then kaboom, ugly as **** within no time.
     
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