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  1. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Hey all..

    What's this fascination for admiring these 'Itchy faces' on you tube in this day and age..?

    My daughter about to turn 9 soon talks about this Morgz dude, some 17 year old, skinny **** from Sheffield or so I thought. Turns out this lad has over 6 million followers ffs, has a fashion range, uses constant click bate and has his mother who's probably about 30 modelling his clothes as well as his girlfriend. Got to hand it to him like, he certainly appeals to the Primary school kids and his stuff looks decent, not sure about the click bate though 'I had sex with my mum when I was 12', wtf is that about? There's nowt there to see (I looked :( ) but the kid must be earning a fortune..

    Could be a few you tubers on here, what would you do though to attract the masses?

    Have fun all and keep smiling.. <ok>
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Oh and I would set up a self preservation society on you tube to all you miserable ****ers out there.. <ok> :)
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Matth’s a Youtuber mate. <ok>
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Thank god my Ella hasn't found him.. :)

    Does he have a fashion range too?
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I think he’s endorsed by the bargain bin in Sports Direct.

    Let’s hope nobody’s daughter ever finds him.
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Mike Ashley's snail trail to fashion.. got a ring that.. Matth always comes across as a lad on a mission.. :)
     
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    That’ll be the Alka Seltzer he puts up his beak.
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Or the daddies brown he puts up his arse..
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    And all the other daddies that go up his arse.
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    We letting all these things ruin our kids.

    They think it's cool to be stupid and even cooler to encourage our kids to have no moral compass and respect.
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    My Mrs watches one bird who has loads of cleaning tips and she’s been cleaning the house like a mad woman ever since. I can’t even fart without the Dyson coming out now.
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    He probably needs daddy cool up there to calm the daft twat down a bit..
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    The moment the internet went global was the moment of change imo.. There's lots that have jumped onto a bandwagon to corrupt, steal, be a total ****, have a voice and change how we live in a not so good way..

    Trump is the finest example of how the internet has completely ****ed up society..
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Whichever Youtuber is responsible for my middle son thinking it's ok for him to call his mother an A'hole should be nailed to a cross and stoned.
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    This is what I'm talking about...but then I think parents are to blame for not giving the kid a ****ing whack
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Agree with that too but it is not liberalist to do that now in this snowflake Country..

    Makes me laugh when the government are trying to pick a fight with Russia.. Stiffs in suits that have probably never received or done a slap in their sad lives.. the reality of the UK..
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    She walked in to our front room last night to hear my eldest saying **** you to a mate while playing Fortnite and my middle lad then called her an a'hole for saying screens were being turned off, while he watched Youtube!

    My kids swear because of Youtube, not because of anything they hear me say as I don't swear in the house. They hear some stuff at football but no one calls people a'holes round here so it's definitely Youtube.

    I'm giving my eldest an old Sony phone with no apps and my other boy can have his Amazon tablet back which only has Youtube kids. I'll take the Xbox controls to work with me.

    See how they enjoy that during half term!
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Totally agree mate, that Morgz lad is on you tube kids, would never let my girl loose with you tube.. a dangerous place for the vulnerable..
     
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    Personally I do not think you need to whack your kids to keep them behaving kindly and respectful.

    Both my girls are decent kids. They were brought up knowing that they would lose privileged like playing with their toys, going on days out, watching tv etc and when they got older were aware that they'd lose their computer, phone and Wii usage.

    The trick for us was to explain that these things are earnt not a right...I am sure others posting on here do the same so please do not think I am trying to teach you to suck eggs but it does kind of piss me off when people in the real wotld have called me a liberal do gooder cos we have never hit them or claim we are lucky they are lovely.

    We put a lot of hard work into bringing them up, did not just plonk them in front of a tv or computer all day and actually took them out, talked to them about the world around them, played games with them, cooked with them, read with them and taught them right from wrong. They would be bollocked if they were out of order.

    They have had their moments but they are way nicer than I was as a kid...but then I had an utter ****wit mother and her **** of a husband as role models!
     
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    great idea mate imho
     
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