How about these beauties? We'll give you a decent price! They'll not get on our team, but they're decent. please log in to view this image A solid RB but not quite as good as our first choice. Is quality in defense and attack. Can also play right midfield. Is solid as a rock, and a real hard man, but soft at heart. He even scores own goals from time to time to give the opposition something to feel happy about. The soft ****e. He's very versatile, he can play as a right back, a right mid, or a pile of ****. please log in to view this image A 6ft 3 inch hunk. Tall, powerful, they call him "the she-Hulk", as he's so easy on the eye and his ability on the ball is just orgasmic. Watching him play is as pleasing to a blokes eye, as seeing Cheryl Cole and Kate Perry naked, together, at the same time. He's a technical and powerful player. Shall we say 3 million for Perch and 8 million for Shola? 11 million well spent. They'll help you survive in the PL. Shola will knock in around 0 to 30 goals a season, Perch makes even the best left wingers in the league look like frightened women. He just growls at them, and they run, but occasionally will allow them a free run on goal to make them feel better. What a gent! We'll listen to offers. ANY offers..
I have a coke bottle cap and a used but dry c*******. If you throw in some fish n' chips you have a deal.
Love your post but we'll give it a miss. I got an Ex wife from Wallsend who'd be better in defence son! She'd certainly be better in attack Machem!
The best quote I've ever heard was about Shola Ameobi, when he was telling a story post match about Bobby Robson in training. "So Shola, with an unusual name, and given Bobbys famous knack for getting these things wrong, has he given you a nickname to make things easier?" "Yeah... he calls me Carl Cort!"
