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[goldie]

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[vauxsamson]

Just like to say I've decided most of the nufc fans on this forum are a bunch of arseholes.(not all)

Well yeah we've known that for a while, whats brought this on?

 

[MackemsRule]

.I'm so stupid I thought the picture in my sig was my ma!


Haha it's really my Da!

Thanks for the info

 

[MackemsRule]

Well yeah we've known that for a while, whats brought this on?

Have to say mate I'm disappointed in my fellow Mackem's not taking advantage of this once in a life time opportunity!

Hahaha

 

[Commachio]

. I found my lover Chappsy was cheating on me, with his lustfull feelings for all things SAFC[/QUOTE

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He's not being unfaithful, he has just been visiting his first love.

 

[MackemsRule]

Two Geordies and a Mackem were working on a new high rise building.
The Geordies forgot to fasten the bolts holding a girder in place and the Mackem sadly fell to his death.
The police interviewing the Geordies asked if their was anything distinctive about the Mackem.
"Not really", replied the two Geordies, "he was just a normal working bloke".

"No wait!" said one of the Geordies. "He had two arseholes!"

"Two arseholes! How do you work that out"? asked the policeman.

"Easy, every time the three of us went to the pub, the people in there would say, "Here comes the Mackem with the two arseholes"!

Nice one