You know you've been on Not606 too long when...

...you type the letter N and without thinking press enter and it takes you, fully signed in, to our forum page. In less than 2 seconds flat.

 

I was reading on my phone while walking home from work and left it open on my phone when I got in. Came on here on my laptop and when my phone vibrated I intended to check the text I'd received but instead ended up reading on my phone again, even though I already had it open right in front of me on the laptop. Obsessed...

 

You know you've been on not606 too long when you stop finding Tickler annoying..

 

"A bold thread?! Why haven't I clicked it?"

"Brucey's Summer Shopping List has new posts? That must mean a signing! If not I'll get a daft pitted feeling in the bottom of my stomach and an inexplicable depression!"

or my personal favourite the 'clicking the refresh button over and over on a Sunday afternoon in the vain hope that somebody else out there is having as little fun as I am while their supposed to be doing editing and proofing/work' manouver.

 

You know you've been on not606 for too long when your activity is over 99%, you don't come on for a day and it's the same...

 

21,000 posts in two-and-a-half years says it all. Sad ****.

<notquiteolmthoughsmiley>

 

that's exactly me

 

When you've stayed logged on for that long you have forgotten your password!

 

I occasionally use a utility called ccleaner and, not only does it remove redundant links and cookies, but it 'cleans' Google Chrome, so I have to use passwords to get back into email, this site, etc.......

I don't use it often.....

 

When you find yourself typing '< laugh>' on facebook to something funny.

 

that's the one thing i wish facebook had.. is just genius

 

The missus opens safari on the iPad and gets pissed off that I have about 12 tabs open and about 6 of them are not606 and the other 6 are newsnow.

 

I need to be on more.

 

When you can't be arsed reporting Eriks latest racist crap because you know 1) he'll keep on doing it and 2) he'll be allowed to keep on doing it.

 

when you have nightmares most nights about gnomes

 

I am become death; the destroyer of worlds

 

you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

 

Oi. Once you've had gnome, you ain't ever going home!

 

Nope. You're still just a simple racist prick. With delusions of grandeur it seems.

 

Is that from Superman or something like with talking to Lex Luthor, Smallville? Sounds familiar.