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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 16, 2017.
Fill your boots! You know you're in sunderland when the card shop has dual relative cards...
Because the police can't use DNA to solve crimes as everybody has the same.
When you get to the end of the A1290. (Not sure I've got the hang of this game)
But that's in Washington!!!!
......your as far away from football as you can get.
.....when they're auditioning for the remake of Total Recall.
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When someone asks you for a high 6
You're surrounded by scruffs
When you see an incredibly sexy, good looking chap who supports Newcastle
There's a fight club at McDonalds.
I'm pleased you found a friend who supports the Toon
You almost get killed in a stampede of angry football fans at 4:10 on a Saturday afternoon.
First rule of fight club..... (Tell everyone where it is - if you're a mackem)
When the crowds leaving at half time
When the bird you've pulled tells you to lick her out while she's finishing her chips
You meet ACS wearing his full Sunderland strip.
When you see signs for football follow Newcastle
...you see the rows of pink plastic seats. (I thought they were an art installation!) :
Chips and cheese is considered one of your 5 a day