What a wonderful imagination. He dreams up the most amazing torments for them up the road. He`s a far better wum (wind up mags) than we will ever be. 1). The cockney mafia. They`re up in arms. 2). Sacks a popular (with fans) manager and installs a slimeball puppet. They don`t like that either. 3). Takes away the name of the club to advertise his own tat company. There`s absolute bedlam. 4). Sells the best players and pockets the money. They`re furious no reinvestment. 5). Wonga dome. Good grief. 6). We bring in a dof and new scouts which already seems to be bringing rewards. MA has to beat that and bring in someone better emoticon-0136-giggl) The return of a lunatic. Absolute havoc, again. So, just in case MA is running short of ideas to create more mayhem what can he do? My ideas - 1). An ideal replacement for Llambias = John McCrirrick. Ashley likes a gambler. JMcC is a failed bookie and a complete tool. Perfectly qualified imo. 2). Change the away strip to red & white. 3). Wise must be on his way. OK over to you lot, let`s have your contributions.
Errr I reckon he'll... decide to go on strict diet and in doing so removes all pies and alcoholic beverages from the stadium to avoid temptation ...he'll employ the Green Goddess as the teams fitness coach and lastly for good measure changes the squad theme/entrance tune to THE CAN CAN to honour the French players ...
rename all the bars in the ground after famous cockneys and the use of cockney rhyming slang in the matchday program.
Open a bar slightly closer to the ground and call it nearer's bar with a red and white theme selling vaux ales
