This has to be one of those stories the writers just throw in as a joke on a slow news day!? Does it say April 1st on the Paper?
My new signature fits in well here: It's Christmas time, Ipswich fans are so afraid, It's Christmas time, They've too few points from the games they've played, And in our world of plenty, we can spread our smiles of joy, Throw your arms around the Scum at Christmas time, But say a prayer Pray for the Suffolk ones At Christmas time, It's hard when City are having fun! There's a world outside your window, And it's a world of Ipswich fear, Where the only water flowing is, The hopeless Town fans tears Paul Lambert's mobile ringing, is a clanging sound of doom Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you, And there'll be lots of “Let’s be ‘aving you” this Christmas time The greatest gift they'll get this year's a draw Where no one scores a goal No passing football flows Do they know how victory feels at all? (Here's to City) On our way to Promotion (Here's to Town) Travelling to Gillingham Do they know how winning feels at all? Feed the Ponies (Let them know how 3 points feel) Feed the Ponies (Let them know how 3 points feel) Bah!
Just read the story of a Framlingham woman who walked naked through the village with a six inch carrot up her backside. What really made me LOL was the reference to another story with the headline :- "Morris dancers and blind footballers in mass brawl "