You gotta love them tractor boys

Have any of them produced any quad bikes yet?

 

This has to be one of those stories the writers just throw in as a joke on a slow news day!?

Does it say April 1st on the Paper?

 

You not heard of the Suffolk Gazette then FML?

 

Nope. Don't deal with anything Suffolk.

 

Is that all your own work, squire?

 

Rooney had a thing for old Deere's didn't he?

 

Thanks mate

 

Not even Messi or Ferguson could save them now!

Bah!

 

In his defence he did have some Mitigating Tractors.

 

FFS - get your coat right now

 

My new signature fits in well here:

It's Christmas time,
Ipswich fans are so afraid,
It's Christmas time,
They've too few points from the games they've played,
And in our world of plenty, we can spread our smiles of joy,
Throw your arms around the Scum at Christmas time,
But say a prayer
Pray for the Suffolk ones
At Christmas time,
It's hard when City are having fun!
There's a world outside your window,
And it's a world of Ipswich fear,
Where the only water flowing is,
The hopeless Town fans tears
Paul Lambert's mobile ringing, is a clanging sound of doom
Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you,
And there'll be lots of “Let’s be ‘aving you” this Christmas time
The greatest gift they'll get this year's a draw
Where no one scores a goal
No passing football flows
Do they know how victory feels at all?
(Here's to City)
On our way to Promotion
(Here's to Town)
Travelling to Gillingham
Do they know how winning feels at all?
Feed the Ponies (Let them know how 3 points feel)
Feed the Ponies (Let them know how 3 points feel)

Bah!

 

Just read the story of a Framlingham woman who walked naked through the village with a six inch carrot up her backside.

What really made me LOL was the reference to another story with the headline :- "Morris dancers and blind footballers in mass brawl "

 

Haha that’s where I live!

Unfortunately that article is nothing but a joke!