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You get to your seat at Sty Mary's on Monday night only to discover that

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by St. Luigi Scrosoppi, Jan 21, 2012.

  1. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    sat in the seats next to you are a couple of Pompey fans resplendent in all their Pompey regalia.

    Do you turn to them and say:

    a) **** off back down the M27;

    b) Nice kit lads;

    c) Welcome to St Mary’s boys and I’m very sorry to hear you haven’t got a football club anymore;

    d) Wasn’t that kind of our nice Mr Cortese to let all you Pompey fans trade in your now worthless Pompey Season tickets for a Saints season ticket free of charge;

    e) Do you mind moving lads as I don’t want my clothes smelling of fish;

    f) After all these years you have finally seen the light;

    g) Where is your handsome friend with the bell as I have always wanted to meet him?

    Or are you left totally speechless and just give them a big hug and shed a tear with them for the loss of their beloved football club?

    If your answer is none of the above please let us know what you would say.
     
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    h) none of the above

    Great lads, I can have a drink and you can give me a lift home!
    Enjoy the game :)
     
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  3. JDub

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    (F) followed by (E).
     
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  4. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Assume they've lost a bet and wish them luck getting out of stadium.
     
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    If they were mermaids I would have a bit of a quandary, can you narrow it down a bit?
     
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  6. Ziggy Stardust

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    This actually happened to us at the Middlesbrough match in October in the Kingsland stand - except they weren't in their colours. 6 of the buggers with one Saints supporter (bit strange) sat right behind us.

    Anyway, after a few "Blue Army!" chants and obvious support of Middlebrough plus checking the pompey score throughout, my son turned around and said "I can appreciate that you want to be here to enjoy our lovely facilities and entertaining winning football, but please shut up or I'll have you removed" And it worked!
     
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  7. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    I'd text the Don and get him to sack the Bodyguards on turnstile duty for letting them in.
     
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  8. redandwhitecomrade

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    ''at least you aren't a plastic block 43'er...''
     
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  9. Schrodinger's Cat

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    ^^^^This
     
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  10. PompeyLapras

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    I would have thought said Portsmouth fans would not be let in and/or would not be stupid enough to show their colours in St Mary's
     
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    d)
     
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  12. Tottonsaint

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    c followed by a
     
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    "Good evening fine sirs, hope you enjoy tonight's festivities"
     
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  15. pass the football

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    Yep, most likely this.

    Seriously though, they wouldn't be allowed in unless they made a point of hiding them, and I'd imagine pretty soon after revealing themselves they would be removed for their own safety!
     
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  16. RickieLambertsGoldenBoot

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    Haha <laugh>
     
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