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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    A man who sold his laptop and guitar to pay for his Ukrainian girlfriend to come to live with him has been left humiliated after she turned out to be a con woman.
    Colin Orr, a chef from Edinburgh, met Olga Marchenko on penpal website Interpals and the two soon began exchanging messages.
    Colin, 40, quickly fell for Olga, who said she was a nursery worker living in Lugansk, Ukraine, and he began sending money to support her and her young daughter.
    In less than a month, Olga told Colin that she loved him and that she wanted to move to Edinburgh to marry him.
    Over the next 5 months, the couple exchanged over 800 emails, thousands of Whatsapp messages and had many phone conversations where they would share pictures and talk about life, marriage, children and building a future together.



    Olga FFS!!!

    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

    Feel the beel in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.........
     
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  2. Strange Nipples ST

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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    How stupid must you be to try to pull wimmin on the Internet eh? :bandit:
     
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  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Ciaran posted this the other night and I already responded to it.

    You do realise my girlfriend isn't called Olga?
     
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    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Aye, and my wife's not from Eastern Europe either despite what alky aldo claims.
     
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  6. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    You do realise that I don't care if your bird is called Olga or not? She is referred to by everyone here, including yourself, as Olga.

    So Olga it is and will ever be. Until you marry a Patience or Ting-Tong.
     
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  7. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Chinky?
     
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    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    **** off. I'm not poor. Or desperate.
     
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  9. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <laugh> ooooffffttt!!!!

    Cauliflower pakora fired from hemp slingshot!!!
     
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  10. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    My 'Olga' buys me stuff and lends me loads of cash.

    Guess you found it hilarious that you found an article with 'Olga' in it. You must have thought you'd won the ****ing lottery.

    Think I've gotten to you too much now, you might have to join Aldo on ignore.

    If I see an article about a Gertrude or some other fat disgusting middle-aged white piglady I'll start a fred for you too <hug>
     
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  11. Patience

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    FFS lads <laugh>

    Can see this kicking off between all the sad bastards that mail ordered their birds <rofl>
     
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  12. Patience

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    Damn pity wee Olga didnae shift her fragrant and sweet scented erse to 'Auld Reekie'. Would have paid a few quid for a couple of hours dalliance!
     
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    ^^^^

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    I'm guessing Olga volunteers at the local homeless shelter.
     
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  16. GroveRanger

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    Buys you stuff and lends you loads of cash? What are you, her pimp?

    You can post whatever you like, Chess Boy. <laugh>
     
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    Now I know where the German for 'glove' came from - 'Handschuh' !?!?!
     
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  18. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Grove got Toby's number here, folks. :laugh:
     
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    That's Jiffy ya nasty ****. Took him years to come out (of his wheelchair).
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Just for the record I couldn't afford a mail order bride.
    Mine was an elaborate Chinese military super soldier genetic experiment type of deal.
    No money changed hands.
     
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