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You couldn't make it up. Carver blames the weather!! WTF

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  1. TurkeyToon

    TurkeyToon Active Member

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    John Carver, the gift that just keeps effing giving.

    Latest bollocks is a effing belter.

    According to Carver one of the reasons(many) for the defeat at QPR was the weather. The climate is seemingly hotter "Darn Sarf" and our players struggled to acclimatise. It was 17C by the way, hardly warm is it? Does he not look at the team sheet ever? More than half the fooking names on there are from hot effing countries. The Guy is a steaming pile of siite with a effing Bellend on top. Goblin FECKWIT!!!
     
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    We need Tiote to bring in his most prized and cherished Witchdoctor next Sunday. A veteran of weather manipulation, sending sudden bolts of lighting towards random West Ham players not to mention his piece to resistance; a violent cyclone that wipes out both managerial benches. Imagining Carver and Fat Sam desperately holding on with bleeding fingers, all the while sobbing for mercy puts a massive smile on my face.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh> I assume John is just having a laugh now. He is probably thinking, "**** it, I've managed 1 point from the last 30 available, even I know I'm ****, might as well have a laugh."
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, May 17, 2015
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  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    His master taught him well in the ways of the Dark Side.

    It was...the weather...
    That... favoured the team from London...
    So...we lost!

    Evil Sith Lord needs to be taken down.
     
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  5. pauljohnhutch

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    was there a climate change around players wearing hoops?
     
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    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Yes, that's why Carver's tactics for the 2nd half were to lie down on the floor, so our vertical stripes became horizontal hoops. Genius. The man is pure genius. If only it had worked...
     
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  7. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Carver blames the weather. Seriously he does know it's football and not cricket. Went to a T20 on Friday night between Durham and Northants where the weather and conditions clearly favoured Durham, did the Northants blame the weather, no he said the best team won. Perhaps people in football like Carver should learn a thing or two, admit he got it wrong, admit we didn't deserve anything and try to improve on what is going on and then maybe just maybe we might actually win a game of football one day.
     
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    Carver has learnt the dark arts of blame from the master.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    He's worked under Ferguson, **** me that's worse him and Bobby he should be like Mourinho.
     
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