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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by The Omega Man, Sep 23, 2015.

  1. The Omega Man

    The Omega Man Well-Known Member

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    On our local news tonight.

    Celebrations cancelled as the River Arun Flood £25m defences have been finished in time for the highest tides for 17 years are, but there is a gap in them!

    Newbury Council spend 450k on Greenham Common Nature Reserve Visitor Centre, but nature lovers are to oppose its opening, because it may attract visitors to the common.

    A company that sells a device to stop cold calls, has been fined for making aggressive cold calls to people on the Telephone Preference Service register.
     
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  2. The FRENCH TICKLER

    The FRENCH TICKLER Well-Known Member

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    UK today sadly.
     
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  3. originallambrettaman

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    This is a weird one, what the hell posses you to slash 190 car tyres? :emoticon-0112-wonde

    Pocklington tyre-slashing: Julian Glew admits criminal damage

    A 45-year-old man has admitted criminal damage after 190 car tyres were slashed in an East Yorkshire town.

    Julian Glew, of Princess Avenue, Hull, was arrested on Saturday in Pocklington Woods near Chapel Hill Road, Pocklington.

    He admitted three counts of criminal damage and will be sentenced by Beverley magistrates on 12 October.

    Humberside Police said the cars were damaged over a three-day period between 2 and 4 September.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-34325889
     
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  4. ElTigre

    ElTigre Well-Known Member

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    Maybe the accused works for Kwik Fit.
     
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  5. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    "Humberside Police said the cars were damaged over a three-day period between 2 and 4 September."

    It's good to see a bit of sexual moody equality. Although if it was over a three day period (that's about normal isn't it Charlie?) & he was indeed a Kwik Fit Fitter, then I'm sure, he'd have been quicker. I've heard you can't get quicker.
     
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  6. The Omega Man

    The Omega Man Well-Known Member

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    Actually all of the charges may now be dropped.

    One of his friends Harold Height has said "They will not to make the charges made against Julian Glew stick".
     
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  7. Chilton's Hundreds

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    The lad has financial problems. Solvency issues.
     
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  8. originallambrettaman

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    Here's one you wanted want to make up...

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    150 diners taken ill after kebabs from Khyber Pass takeaway in Nottingham were contaminated with human faeces.
     
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  9. ElTigre

    ElTigre Well-Known Member

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    I hope, if found guilty, the guy responsible faeces a long sentence.
     
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  10. over18and legal

    over18and legal Well-Known Member

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    The ****s who did this should be locked up and fed the kebabs
     
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  11. The Omega Man

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    Might have misheard the order for Shish Kebab.
     
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