To be fair it should be one crisps, one choc, one sweet, one biscuit. Washed down with Irn Bru. I’d go Discos, Snickers, Fruit Pastilles, Custard Creams. Now, please, I’m hungry.
How dare you. These are the best crisps on the planet by a country mile. You cannot mention them and XL crisps in the same sentence. Blasphemy!
No Starbar? GTFO If it's my last snack ever I'd have to go for something big like a packet of crisps. Probably Flamin Hot Monster Munch. I feel like a very little child saying that. Though a full packet of Jaffa cakes doesn't feel comparable to a Freddo. Anyone who picks a tiny bit of chocolate like that deserves to have no more snacks ever in fairness.
This really is going from bad to worse…. We had a twirl and then moved on to XL cheese crisps to then plummet to Monster Munch to then insist they had to be pickled onion flavour…. My God, I’m mixing with pagans, heathens and devil worshippers. Can no one see the FRUIT PASTILLES.??