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You are on death row and you have to decide on your last meal... what is it?

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I'd go for a Turkish Meze served by a naked Swedish lady..
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 29, 2011
  2. Walsall Aces

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    I'd like a nice pie, cooked by The Rock.
     
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  3. Depay Sound

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    A very long meal, preferably one that lasts several years.
     
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    The guy who gives the lethal injection, barbecued and served in a bap.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jun 29, 2011
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    what did I do?
     
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    RebelBhoy, Jun 29, 2011
  6. Hash.

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    1 tic tac <ok> dont want to be dying on a full stomach like
     
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  7. Sam Axe

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    Steak, fried onions, baked potato, pepper sauce washed down with a nice cab sauv
     
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    Sam Axe, Jun 29, 2011
  8. BH1972RFC

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    Hairy Pie followed by a Cream Pie.
     
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    Bread and wine <ok>
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    could ask for a lovely cake with an uzi in and also keys to the cell....
     
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  11. Jerel Ifil

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    A bomb so that I'd take the murdering bastards out with me when they administered the voltage.
     
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    something cooked by returnofthesweatband
     
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    A really dodgy curry that makes me seriously ill, as they can't kill you unless your fit to drop ;-).

    ^ Was true years ago but I don't know about today!
     
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  14. Lightfoot

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    The whole thing about "any last requests for your last meal?" is total Holywood mythology.

    Anyone wanting to shed light on this should read Dead Man Walking by Sister Helen Prejean (on which the film was based).
     
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    Lightfoot, Jun 30, 2011
  15. Denny Kalglish

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    A bucket of Hundreds and Thousands ;)
     
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    Denny Kalglish, Jun 30, 2011
  16. Erik

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    This is a hypothetical argument you boring old mong.

    I'd go for a Cheeseburger and Chips (proper ones mind) followed by a Yorkie and a pint of Tetley's. <ok>
     
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    Erik, Jun 30, 2011
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    My jailer.
     
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  18. Lightfoot

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    Oh well, in that case - shyt-bag - I'd go for a large deep-pan meat-feast pizza with extra pepperoni, a pitcher of fresh oj and custard and bananas to finish.
     
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  19. Erik

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    Good choice sir.
     
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    Something that would make me **** myself so I can continue being a **** in death <ok>
     
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