Yohan Kebab is trending on Twitter

If you don't know what I'm talking about, then you missed one of the most bizarre interviews in history. Joe Kinnear, supposedly Newcastle's new Director of Football (though we only have his word for that!) talked to Talk****e yesterday evening. For those of you who are at work and can't listen, the Daily Fail have posted the transcript.

Enjoy!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...near-Read-transcript-talkSPORT-interview.html

Ps. Audio also available at the foot of the page

 

I wonder what Yohan Kebab's wife Donna makes of it all?

 

I love how he just turned to listing players to try and make the point he knows what he was talking about. Absolute madness, not the way to win back the fans with crazy interviews like that.

 

Pretty impressive - the fixtures don't get released (officially) until tomorrow and NUFC have already scored the mother of own goals this season

 

Makes you appreciate City's level headed Board really.

 

You can listen to it, better than all these old buggers straining their eyes

 

It made me laugh all the facts he got wrong, He said that he signed Tim Krul, In fact Krul was there 2 years previous. He said he had played 400 games for spurs, In fact it was around the 270 mark.

I know its not nice, but I'm worried for his state of mind! does anybody else think he has lost the plot?

 

I wouldn't imagine anyone other than Toon army fans care one way or another. Keep undermining and de-stabilising 'your' squad, Joe, the day before the fixtures are released
<canweplaythemfirst emoticon>

 

I thought it was impossible but I'm beginning to think it isn't after all -- feeling sorry for Toon fans I mean.

 

I think this is Ashley's way of getting Pardew to dump his very long contract!

 

That would be plausible dave, except that I believe there's a clause in the contract limiting compensation to the equivalent of one year's remuneration. It would be better to stump up that surely than re-employ Joe!

 

Could be that Kinnear is going to be Ashley's 'yes man', spying on everything Pardew gets up to and relaying it back. I think it's reasonable to assume Ashley isn't happy with Pardew.

 

Of course you're right Robbie, I was just clutching at straws trying to make sense of it all!

 

i think it's quite simple &#8211; mike ashley really likes joe kinnear.

 

Hang on a mo - surely it's not Ashley, it's Shishley?

 

Lol, tweet from Rio F.

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...ements-by-Newcastle-Director-of-Football.html

I think Joe's head is a little muddled, Now off to put my bet on Newcastle going down!

 

He must have had access to Dave's malt cupboard.

Seriously he must have had a few to drink prior to that interview.

 

Well, if dave gave him the key and a packet of straws it would explain everything, especially if Mike Ashley was in on it too!

 

Since Mike Ashley is also said to be great buddies with Alan Pardew, maybe that IS the explanation. It's a love in.